the story of how I learned to be patient, part 1.

By nature, I am 50% awesome, 30% a ball of sheer beauty and grace, 10 % smart, 5% diet coke, 4.9% salsa and .1% patient.

Of all the many things I am, patient is not one of them.

Which is a problem when you are downloading various adobe trial products onto your computer when all you want to do is finish your homework, homework that requires various adobe products.

It is also a problem when you are waiting for popcorn to pop (yes, all of two minutes).


I am sure that there will be many "parts" to this series.

Because .1% patient is not very patient at all.